A kumquat is a fruit.
Jeff Strand is a nut.
This is not a horror novel.
Color me confused.
This was a madcap rom-com roadtrip thingy involving Rhode Island hot dogs that will make you laugh till you lose control of your bladder. Not my cup of tea, my idea of rom-com is MISERY. But, Mr. Strand is, among other things, a very good writer. He writes humor the way he writes horror; extremely well. The comedy is never forced, it springs naturally from the story.
Highly entertaining, highly recommended.